what they wount tell you

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both of their wives lost their children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both were shot in the head.
Both were shot with one bullet.

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy
                
                  Can u guess yet?
Kennedy's secretary was named lincoln


Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners.
Both successors were named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names comprise fifteen letters.

                IT Gets Better

Lincoln was shot in a theatre named Kennedy
Kennedy was shot in a car named lincoln
Booth ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse
Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre
               And here's the best part,
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was with friends in
Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with his friend
Marilyn Monroe.


To me Kennedy and lincoln are
#Illuminati

47 Better Ways to Refer to Your Significant Other Than ‘Boyfriend’ or ‘Girlfriend’

When Mickey Rooney passed away at 93 this week, he left
behind Margaret O’Brien, the 77-year-old woman he called
his “ best girl.” I love this. The English language is a strange,
beautiful thing — why limit yourself to “boyfriend” and
“girlfriend” when talking to a third party about your, well,
boyfriend or girlfriend? Here are some far more interesting
synonyms.
1. My significant other
Well, it’s certainly a step above “insignificant other.”
2. My SO
If the only thing you love more than your SO is abbrevs. See
also: BF, GF.
3. My partner
Gets the point across, but it sounds awfully official. Makes it
easy to transition into running a law firm together, though.
4. The missus / the mister
Best used to refer to someone who isn’t technically your wife
or your husband, because irony.
5. My wifey
See #4. Works well for both genders.
6. My special someone
Also how your grandmother might address you in a greeting
card.
7. My gentleman caller
How very Glass Menagerie of you. Classy, yet vaguely
scandalous.
8. My lady friend / my man friend
N.B.: One’s lady friend is not be confused with one’s special
lady, at least according to the Dude.
9. My soulmate
The verbal equivalent of staring longingly into each other’s
eyes for upwards of one minute in public.
10. My lover
The verbal equivalent of loudly making out for upwards of
one minute in public.
11. My main squeeze
Physically squeezing your main squeeze is not necessarily
recommended.
12. My slampiece
See also: my fuck buddy.
13. My bottom bitch
See also: my main bitch.
14. The old balls and chain
I am utterly mystified as to why my boyfriend doesn’t think
my calling him this is nearly as hilarious as I do.
15. The boy / the girl
Definite articles = srs bsns.
16. My guy / my girl
See #15. There can only be one.
17. My Beyoncé
The number one reason to ever accept anyone’s marriage
proposal is so that you can refer to that person as your
Beyoncé.
18. My intended
A charmingly old-timey, charmingly ambiguous choice.
19. My plus-one
He’ll stay by your side throughout the cash-bar wedding that
is life.
20. My euphemism
As pioneered by the movie Best in Show: “This is my
euphemism, Stefan.”
21. My sweetheart
As far as you’re concerned, every part of your sweetheart’s
anatomy is sweet. See also: my sweetkidneys.
22. My gal pal / my boy toy
Slightly demeaning, sure, but who cares? They rhyme!
23. My arm candy
I get it, but then again, I don’t get it. Why you would store
candy on your arm? Let’s make “mouth candy” happen
instead.
24. My baby
Minus the diapers and drool.
25. My Yoko
For the record, John and Paul had their own differences and
she had virtually nothing to do with it.
26. My better half
I appreciate the somewhat medically alarming suggestion
that we are physically conjoined to our better halves.
27. My boo
Like a ghost, but a sexy ghost.
28. My old man / my old lady
To avoid incurring your old man or old lady’s wrath, it’s
probably best to use this one while you’re both still really,
really young.
29. My young man / my young lady
Creepy, but nice. But creepy.
30. My bb
ilu tho
31. The bae
Too lazy to pronounce the extra letter in “babe?” This is the
term of endearment for you.
32. The object of my affection
Self-explanatory.
33. The object of my erection
Like, penises.
34. My swain
A particularly good choice if you’re trying to improve your
SAT vocab or working at the Ren Faire.
35. My steady
Works well if you’re a teen in the 1950s.
36. My home skillet
Works well if you’re a preteen in the early 2000s.
37. My Valentine
Just because it isn’t February 14 doesn’t mean the title
doesn’t stand.
38. My breezy
Because I am 500 years old, I’ve never heard this term
before, but the Internet tells me it’s real. The Internet may
be lying.
39. My bun
Cinnamon, honey, or otherwise.
40. My paramour
Especially approps if you’re simultaneously dating everyone
in the band Paramore.
41. My true love
I had a wonderful, wacky professor who endearingly
referred to her husband this way, but it’s not an easy one to
pull off.
42. My beloved
Best reserved for immortal vampires.
43. My honey
Because she’s sweet, and produced by bees.
44. My companion
Because he reminds you of your dog.
45. My beau
Pro tip: the plural is “beaux.”
46. My suitor
If you’re a princess with a sizable dowry.
47. My POSSLQ (Persons of Opposite Sex Sharing Living
Quarters)
Easily the most romantic outdated census term from the
1970s.

my first Boxing match

I would have renamed this experience I would never forget ..My life is full Diff crazy stories,tell me what I haven't witnessed.
If I want to name it An experience I would never forget ,I can post an experience I would never forget 10 Million times.
Any way enjoy this 2007 classic manage my Writting till I have money Employ someone else.

I was 11 ...everyday was tough.. I had just gained admission to jss1 at one secondry school around gbagada...my first week of resumption I had misplaced my two sets of uniforms how?
When everybody was writting their names on their uniforms like jersey me I did not,
I said to myself Guy it wount be fresh..so I said if everyone has their name on their uniform the one without name is mine ...little did I know I washed my uniform and it dissapeared ..I went to the tailors dustbin to scavange uniforms ...my hands were always on my bright blue shorts to cover a wide iron burn.. Things were hard

There was one Fat boy always disturbing me we were friends in the begining Oh, later sha the guy will be eating my food before I come if them serve my chow before I enter dinning hall them don chop my small konkolo rice .
I change am for the Guy , me and d guy fought ,as the fight started I was just praying that they should come and seperate us chaply, my bro/sis no be small thin O
This Guy beat me he wan kill me Gan
I just dey talk Habeeb why u go fight can't u stay hungry!
That's when one senior that was my mentor that time..The guy fresh Die and na prefect, come meet me say wetin apen say make I sorry I just dey cry the sorry dey pain...na so I talk say Chinedu(#NotRealName)
Collect my food and I change am for the guy The senior warned nobody should eat my food again. The senior slap me come carry me go I'm room I spent the rest of that day under his bed.

The next day a saturday one of his roomates asked,
"Metalic why u punish your school son na?"
The Guy now told them what happened,
That's how senior terror one of the Guys roomate just jumped down from the bed
I first head GBIM! I said to myself habeeb ur life is over. terror now shouted come and punch me boy,
Terror shook one brest "Habeeb are u deaf?"
I dint punch terror I said please sir
One Nicely projected slap with a velocity 8.8m/s and 20N with 50 kilojoles enterd my heard ... Me sef I charge 300Mega wats of punch I punch senior terror .
Terror slapped me again
I punched terror .. I chop even hotter slap
The guy come show me say make I punch like this and if I'm no feel the punch the next slap may be deadly he will scatter my face
With all my might I took a deep breath I punch terror so hard
From that day on terror start to dey train me after school and early momo before school
I dey do press up skipping and punching Drills. I come dey feel myself
After One week terror told me to go and eat chinedu's food. So like one Badoo I enterd din hall ...chinedu's Table I carry I'm bread I chop am I threw the rest under my feet and matched it I match am well
Before chinedu fit handle me I don ready for am before we could fight better fight my mentor and some guys came to seperate
They now announced that They would be a boxing match to settle it "Habeeb the Underdog against Chinnneeedu undefeated"

In a school where the House master is a weightlifter anything is allowed we sha agreed the venue was supposed to be one clasroom like that behind the nursery nobody used the class cleaners slept there
Two weeks before Match day I began to train Terror taught me how to guide with both elbows ,Not to take punches to the head , to use the orthodox boxing stance and not the southpaw since I was right handed
Quick Jabs left and right hooks
He thaught me to always target the head
I trained and trained harder, a night to the match (friday night) terror bought me Suya and we had a heart to heart talked "my boy I no want make u fear that Guy Oh"

I woke up throught out the night if I slept I would have diffrent dreams some sef terror and my senior mentor were beging chinedu not to kill me when it was 5 I said my morning prayers by 9 at breakfast me and chinedu traded words everybody was feeling the Fight ..the whole school was divided into two some on my side some on chinedu's side I has most of the school sha in my mind I said habeeb is it not u u will fuck up
Round 1 was scheduled to start by 12 we were suposed to be there by 11 30 but by 10 30 there was a massive turnout I can't say anybody missed that fight the whole of boys hostel was empty everybody either chanting habeeb or chinedu my name was louder chinedu arrived in his convoy first then me secound with my friend terror my mentor and some guys sha who were giving me last mins advice

There was a Refree (Labour prefect) then 6 judges(also prefects) incase it went to Unanimous decision
Chinedu didn't even have training I could tell The bout lasted two rounds, I knocked him down and TKO'ed in the last moments of the
2nd. I gave me a fat lip, bruised cheek and eye in the process and had landed like 95% of the punches over the two rounds. He struck him a few times to the face but they didn't have any real threat to me. The crowd loud, I still recall the first time i
really hit my stomach hard. He felt seasick. I landed some really good uppercuts and
punches to the jaw that made the room spin and he thought he was on some ship at sea.
Between rounds he sat down what seemed like no real rest period and his stomach and jaw ached bad. Next round i worked him over at will, my fist hitting his face. I winded up my final two punches like some Popeye cartoon and they were
enough to send him down on his side. His eyes went "TILT" and were opened but slightly crossed. In that moment tears filled my eyes the refree held our hands then held up my hand and said habeeb winner!
Terror Gamme a hug and someone carried me on his shoulder and my name filled the air never did chinedu test the boy again!

when I was younger

When I Was Younger ( Can't Forget
When I Was A Child): • I would put my
arms in my shirt and told people I lost
my arms. • Would restart the video
game, whenever I knew I was going to
lose. • Had that one pen with four
colors, and tried to push, all the
buttons at once. • Waited behind a door
to scare someone,then leaving because
they're taking too long to come out. •
Faked being asleep, so I could be
carried to bed. • Used to think that the
moon followed our car. • Tried to
balance the switch between On/Off. •
Watching two drops of rain roll down
window and pretending it was a race. •
The only thing I had to take care of
was a school bag. • Swallowed a fruit
seed I was scared to death that a tree
was going to grow in my tummy. •
Closed the fridge extremely slowly to
see when the lights went off. • Walked
into a room, forgot what you needed,
Walked out, and then remember.
Remember when we were kids and
couldn't wait to grow up? and now we
think why did we even grow up?
Childhood Was The Best Part Of My Life!

the man who gave us cristiano

"I have to thank my old friend Albert

Fantrau for my succes. We played together

for the same team in the U-18 championship.

When Sporting Lisbon's manager came to see

us he said that:"Who score's more goals will

come in our academy".

"We won that match 3-0. I scored the first

goal then Albert scored the second with a

great header.But the third goal was

impressive for all of us. Albert was 1 on 1

against the goalkeeper, he skilled the

goalkeeper and i was running in front of

him. All he has to do was to score but he

passed to me and i scored the third goal , so

i went to the Sporting Lisbon academy.

After the match i met him and i said to him

Why ? .. he said that "You are better than

me" ..

"Many journalists went to Albert's house

and asked him if it was a true story. He said

yes. He also said that his career as a player

after the match ended and now is

unemployed. "But how did you build this house

so great, you have a car? You seem like a

rich man. You also keep your family .. From

where did this come from? 'Albert more

proudly replied: "It is from Cristiano! "

8 questions

1. Can you cry under water?
2. Do fishes ever get thirsty?
3. Why don�t birds fall of trees when
they
sleep?
4. Why is it called building when it is
already built?
5. When they say dogs food is new and
improved, who tastes it?
6. �I Love You� is not a question
then why
does it need an answer?
7. Why does round pizza come in a
square
box?
8. If money doesn�t grow on trees
then why
do banks have branches?

7 signs that you're ugly

7 Signs To Know You Are An Ugly
Girl
If Ɣΰ Are Ugly, then Ɣΰ must be
familiar with these 7signs-
1. Ugly girls will tag 100 people in a
picture and still get 2 likes,
Probably from her family members.
2. Dudes will feel free when talking
to Ɣΰ, Because they see Ɣΰ as
another fellow dude. Some will even
seek Ūя advice on how to woo
another girl.
3. When a group of girls wanna
take a picture, they hand over the
camera to her. If Ɣΰ’re that girl,
then you’re ugly.(no one needs to
tell Ɣΰ)
4. If no guy has ever paid Ūя
transport fare in a public bus,
then Ɣΰ have to do something about
Ūя looks..
5. Whenever there is drama
rehearsals in Ūя church, they
always select Ɣΰ to play the role of
a witch, vampire or demon.
6. Most girls with sweet names on
facebook and twitter like “mo
cute”, “pink Berry”, “Sexy Diva
Queen”, “Nicky” are usually very
ugly
7. Ugly girls won’t even like this
post and would comment harshly
because they are angry with us
right now Ƒό̲̣̣̣̥r̲̅ exposing them.

13 things about you

I know at least 13 things about you now:
1. You are holding your phone
2. You are on fb
3. You just opened my msg.
4. You are now reading it
5. You are human
7. You can't say the letter "P" without separating your
lips
8. You just attempted to do it
9. You are laughing at yourself
10. You have smiles on your face
11. You skipped No.6
12. You just checked to see if there is a No.6
13. You are laughing at this because I caught you..
Hahaha is it true?
I knw u re smilin

Joke of the Day

Akpos was once employed in a school
and he went to class to teach.
The first day.
Akpos: Good morning students
Students: Good morning sir!
Akpos: I'm going to be your new
teacher,
do u know what we have
this morning?
Students: No sir!
Teacher: Since u don't know, there's no
point of teaching u.
Akpos went and came the following day.
Akpos: Good morning students
Student: Good morning sir.
Akpos: Do u know what we have this
morning? Out of fear of the previous
day,
they said "yes sir".
Akpos: Since u already know,
there's no point teaching u again.
The third day.
Akpos came to class.
Akpos: Do u know what we are having
this morning? Out of
confusion some said
Yes, while some said No.
Akpos: Alright then, let those
that know teach those who don't know.
One word for Akpos.
Hahahahahaha

Your beatiful just the way you are

My friend was in tears a couple of weeks ago

Why?

Did her mum die?

Did her dad say he didn't have school fees money?

Everything na no!

Her boyfriend said she was too Fat!!

And she was crying that, he should be loving her after all thev been together and not saying she's fat

 If she reads this I'm dead 

Iv looked for a way to explain something to her, I couldn't find the words so I went online after hours I found this

Enjoy

Tinder Date.

On Monday I went on a first date with a man I met on Tinder. We met in a

pub. After a couple of drinks we moved on to a restaurant. He bought me

dinner. We strolled arm in arm on the South Bank. He walked me to the

train station, where we kissed. It wasn't earth-shattering, but all in all it was

a fairly standard Pleasant Evening.

The next day, I received the following message from him (be warned, it

gets pretty nasty).

Hey Michelle, sorry been super busy at work today hun.

Thanks for a wonderful evening last night. I really enjoyed your

company and actually adore you. You're cheeky and funny and just the

sort of girl I would love to go out with if only my body and mind would let

me. But I fear it won't.

I'm not going to bull***t you... I f***ing adore you Michelle and I think

you're the prettiest looking girl I've ever met. But my mind gets turned on

my someone slimmer.

Shallow? It's not meant to be. It's the same reaction you get when you read

a great author or see an amazing image, or listen to a piece of music you

love, it has that instant reaction in you that makes you crave more.

So whilst I am hugely turned on by your mind, your face, your

personality (and God...I really, really am), I can't say the same about

your figure. So I can sit there and flirt and have the most incredibly fun

evening, but I have this awful feeling that when we got undressed my body

would let me down. I don't want that to happen baby. I don't want to be

lying there next to you, and you asking me why I'm not hard.

There are certain triggers that fire my imagination into life and your wit

and intelligence are the beginning of that process which would inevitably

end up in the bedroom. With just one result....

I'm so disappointed in myself Michelle because I've genuinely not felt this

way about anyone in ages, but I'm trying to be honest with you without

sounding like a total knobhead.

We could be amazing friends, we could flirt and joke and adore each other

and.... f*** me... I would marry you like a shot if you were a slip of a

girl because what you have in that mind of yours is utterly unique, and I

really really love it.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm trying to avoid bigger pain in the

future by telling you now so we don't have to go through that

embarrassment. I'm a man... With all the red hot lusts of a man and all the

failings of a man and I'm sure of my own body and its needs.

Please try and forgive me. I adore you xx

It's taken me a few days to sit down and respond. I've been busy.

Dear Man I Met On Tinder.

I was on another date when I received your message. He returned from the

loo to find me in a flood of tears. He was lovely, but baffled, and hasn't

been in touch since, funnily enough.

You don't have to fancy me. We all have a good friend who we look at

ruefully and think “you're lovely, but you just don't tickle my pickle”. We

wish we were attracted to them, but our bodies and our brains don't work

like that. And that's fine.

What isn't fine is the fact that, after a few hours in my company, you took

the time to write this utterly uncalled-for message. It's nothing short of

sadistic. Your tone is saccharine and condescending, but the forensic detail

in which you express your disgust at my body is truly grotesque. The only

possible objective for writing it is to wound me.

And I'm ashamed to say, for a few moments, it worked. You stirred a

dormant fear that every woman who was ever a teenage girl has – that it

doesn't matter how funny you are, how clever, how kind, how passionate,

how loyal, how determined or adventurous or vibrant – if you're a stone

overweight, no one will ever find you desirable.

I like the way I look. I don't look like Charlize Theron, and that's fine - I

look like me, and I like myself (I'm sure I'd like Charlize Theron, too if I

ever met her. I hear good things).

You may think are all my profile pictures are "FGASs" (That's Fat Girl

Angle Shots – pictures from angles that slim and flatter the girl. Because

men only ever use candid, brutally-lit, unfiltered pics). But I think they're a

fair representation. And I'm pretty upfront about who I am: I describe

myself as a woman who loves pizza, and include links to my Instagram

page, where I have the #everybodysready bikini shots I took on my 30th

birthday. I like to think I come across as a confident, happy woman. But

could this be the very reason you have targeted me? Did you see me and

think “She has far too high an opinion of herself, she needs bringing down a

peg or two”? I have to ask - we all know the internet is a dangerous place to

be a woman with opinions (I discovered this first hand when I ventured a

response to those obnoxious bloody adverts).

I showed your message to friends who expressed shock, horror,

embarrassment on your behalf, and a desire to cause you actual physical

harm. One male friend told me I have a lovely bottom “if unmarriageable”.

I laughed with them. Then I cried in my Slimming World group. That's

right! Slimming World! You see, I already KNOW that I'm overweight. I

can tell you exactly how overweight I am – 20 pounds. I've already lost 15,

and I've a stone and a half to go. I'm happy with that. I will get rid of it,

safely and healthily. Does that mean that I can't love and enjoy my body

now? F*** no.

I'll never see or hear from you again (you may feel the need to respond to

this blog. Please don't. There's nothing you can say that will make me think

that you're not a disgrace to your gender).

What truly concerns me, the real reason I'm responding so publicly, is the

fact that you have a 13 year old daughter. A talented illustrator, who

collects Manga comics and wants to visit Japan as soon as possible.

I want you to encourage your daughter to love, enjoy, and care for her body.

It belongs to her and only her. Praise her intellect, and her creativity. Push

her to push herself and to be fearless. Give her the tools to develop a bomb-

proof sense of self-esteem so that if (I'll be kind. I'll say “if”.) the time

comes that a small, unhappy man attempts to corrode it, she can respond as

I do now.

Simon.

Kiss.

My.

Exquisitely.

Unmarriagable.

Arse.

P.S. “Slip of a girl”? CHRIST ALIVE, that's creepy.

P.P.S. You're not 5'11

 There you have it if your having the same problems too your welcome

To all of you that will say my boyfriend will not allow me or let me ask him first

You just got your third parental Guardian

why we play FIFA

With the official FIFA 16 Release Date drawing closer (spet 22) last week or so EA sports realesed the Top 50 players The illest met with a couple of players who shared with him why they play the Game

For the love of the sport.
It is where I can express myself
D
If at all I cant do it on a football field.
 _The Living Legend (Daniel Beckley)

To have fun nd kos I like football
_ larry Dopest

I play fifa because it's the only game I feel understand me.. it's expresses my mood at that particular time.. and I feel it communicates with me.. I tell it to do something and it does
Lastly that great joy you feel wen u defeat somebody on fifa.. one of the best feelings in the world
 Jinx (Jinadu Abayomi)

Umm cuz it's fun _Andzy Beats

I am indifferent about it
But since it means me beating someone
Or being a bit competitive it's cool
 _ (David Mudia)

It takes everything Away _ (Razack Bombata)

Is brings peace to my soul _ (Olawuyi sheriff)

And lastly

Those 90 minutes for me feel like I'm a Gladator in the Arena my pad is my sword
The stadium the coliseum
My jersey my awmour
And when we win I see the fans going crazy like the watchers would do
And the sweet taste of victory
_ The illest (Habeeb Bombata)

we know those who play for fun and those who really have the passion for it
Why do you play FIFA?

BPL Match Day 5 Preview

BPL Match Day 5 Preview
the international break, we are set to resume Premier league duties.
Someone that will be very happy about the the international break will be Wayne Rooney, on the back of breaking the record for most goals for the three lions. Some mouth watering matches on display for match-day 5.


EVERTON VS CHELSEA
First of, Goodison Park.
This is should not be a repeat of Chelsea's mauling of Everton here at the start of last season.
Chelsea's dismal start to this season will be put to further test as they play away to the Toffees.
It would be nice to see how John Stones will fare in this match. Given his performance against his former club in the League cup.
Chelsea's tacky defence will also be tested by runaway boy Romelu Lukaku.
I think Everton should be able to win this one.
(PREDICTION : EVE 2 - 1 CHE)

WEST BROM VS SOUTHAMPTON
All eyes will be on the team sheet when it is announced one hour before the match. The name Saido Berahino will be searched for.
It will be fun to see whether he starts after publicly stating that he has no intention for playing for the club again. Being arguably their best player from last season, we hope it doesn't affect the psychology of the entire team. Southampton come into the match on the back of their first win of the season.
This should be an interesting match.
(PREDICTION WBA 1 - 2 SUN)

WATFORD VS SWANSEA
newly promoted side will host a Swansea off the back of a 2-1 win to Manchester United. Barclays Player of the month, Andre Ayew and Gomis will have a big say in this match.
(PREDICTION WAT 0 - 2 SWN)


NORWICH VS BOURNEMOUTH
sides are enjoying a similar early life to life in the premier league giving their recent promotion from the Championship.
But the form of Calum Wilson is something to take note of.
(PREDICTION NOR 1-1 BOU)


ARSENAL VS STOKE CITY
Arsenal versus Stoke City. There would have been a lot to write on if it were Stoke City Arsenal.
We all know how the Gunners struggle at the Britannia stadium in recent seasons.
Arsenal should win this one, given Stoke City's list of suspended players from their last match.
(PREDICTION ARS 3-0 STK )


CRYSTAL PALACE VS MANCHESTER CITY
is a word that is rarely used, but it would be applicable in this case to describe Manchester City's start to the season. But an away match at club surprisingly in second place themselves.
This match should test City's resolve as title favourites this season.
David Silva has been ruled out of the match, a start for club record signing Kevin De Bruyne perhaps?
(PREDICTION CRY 1 - 3 MCI)

MANCHESTER UNITED VS LIVERPOOL
The meanest derby in English Football History.
United won both legs last season. Liverpool won both legs 2 seasons ago. It will be amusing to see what this match has in store for us, giving that both sides also have identical match forms so far (WWDL).
But with Captain Wayne Rooney's recent record breaking form for the 3 lions, we can expect him to turn up in this match. United will also be buoyed by the fact t hat their start man of the past 2 seasons, David De Gea has just signed a new contract.
Liverpool will be without talisman Philippe Coutinho, so this should be a match for others to step up.
(PREDICTION MUN 3 - 1 LIV)

SUNDERLAND VS TOTTENHAM
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Harry Kane broke his goal drought during the international break and the white hart lane outfit would need his confidence given that they've drawn all their matches so far.
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LEICESTER CITY VS ASTON VILLA
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WEST HAM VS NEWCASTLE UNITED
United lie in the relegation zone. They've basically been battling relegation since Alan Pardew left the club. They travel to London to play a side that have ha

27 celebrities who died young

To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.
If we all die and they bury us wount the world be a big grave yard one day
Well enough of that here are 27 celebrities that died young
Celebrity is fleeting and there are times when our favorite
actors, musicians, and other shining stars are extinguished
too soon in the height of their careers. Here are some of the
famous faces who died all too young.

1. Paul Walker
The sudden death of this charismatic Fast & Furious actor shocked the world. After leaving a charity event in California, Walker got a lift from race car driving friend, Roger Rodas. Both were killed in the fiery crash – for Paul, at just 40 years old while his career was taking off.

2. Cory Monteith
This popular character on the FOX TV show Glee was often in a battle with addiction and depression; an abrupt end to his career at the age of 31.

3. Heath Ledger
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It is often said that only the good die young. This rising star passed away at age 28 from an accidental overdose of prescription drugs. Heath died just before the hugely successful movie, The Dark Knight, was released to theaters.
In his starring role as the Joker, Heath won a posthumous Oscar for Best Supporting Actor.

4. Brittany Murphy
Brittany enjoyed fame as the Clueless star. She had a brilliant career ahead of her when she died at a young age from complications of anemia and pneumonia.

5. Jim Morrison
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Fans adored and worshipped this popular rock idol and “Doors” singer. It is believed that he died at age 27 from a heart attack, which may have been brought on by a possible drug overdose.

6. Kurt Cobain
Kurt Cobain and Nirvana made music history as one of the greatest music groups ever. Although his death at age 27 is listed as a suicide, many people have wondered if foul play was involved.

8. Whitney Houston
She was one of the greatest singers of all time. In her later years, Whitney struggled with addiction and died at age 48 she drowned in a hotel bathtub from an apparent drug overdose.

9. Bruce Lee
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He was taken from us too soon. Bruce Lee’s fame as a martial artist was matched only by his amazing worldwide popularity as a movie star. When he suddenly died at age 32 from a brain swelling, the entire world mourned his death.

10. Brandon Lee
He followed in his father’s footsteps in too many ways. Like his dad, Bruce Lee, Brandon was a rising film star and martial artist. A freak accident while filming the The Crow took his life at age 28.

11. Natasha Richardson
Natasha Richardson was a brilliant British film and Broadway stage actor and the beloved spouse of Liam Neeson. A skiing accident cut her life short at age 45. No be dis same tin affect one fomula one champ

12. River Phoenix
This popular rising film star died of heart failure at the young age of 23, while he was outside a West Hollywood nightclub, The Viper Room. It is believed an overdose of drugs and alcohol led to his death.

13. Natalie Wood
It was reported that this beautiful star drowned in a tragic boating accident at age 43. Officially, the cause of her death is listed as “drowning and other undetermined factors.” Recently, however, new information has come to light that has led some people to believe that her death may have
involved foul play.

14. Aaliyah
This brilliant R&B singer and rising film star had her life and career cut short at age 22 in a tragic plane crash. Fans around the world mourned her sudden death. All I can say is Ilefo iluminati

15. Lisa ‘Left-Eye’ Lopes
As a former member of the female R&B group, TLC, Lopes was very popular with fans. She was only 30 years old when. her life was taken from us in a tragic car crash.

16. John Lennon
Along with Paul, George and Ringo, John Lennon made music history with the Beatles. Tragically, while still only 40
years old, he was fatally shot on December 8, 1980 by Mark David Chapman. Imagine all the songs he could have written
if he were still alive today.

17. John Belushi
John Belushi was a comic genius, who became famous on NBC’s successful Saturday Night Live show. His fame and
popularity grew even more after he starred in films like the Blues Brothers and Animal House. Belushi’s tragic death at
age 33 was the result of a drug overdose.

18. Princess Diana
Diana, Princess of Wales, was married to Prince Charles, the heir apparent and oldest son of Queen August 31,1997,
Diana was fatally injured in a car crash when her limo driver tried to lose the paparazzi that were tailing her car. She was
36 at the time. Her sons are Prince William and Prince Harry.

19. Marvin Gaye
This world-famous Motown singer was fatally shot by his father on April 1, 1984. While his parents were in a heated argument, Marvin tried to intervene on his mother’s behalf.
Ironically, the gun that killed him was the same gun Marvin had given to his father to protect their home from intruders.
He died at age 44.

20. Amy Winehouse
This amazing singer was truly destined for super stardom
until she tragically died of alcohol poisoning at the young
age of 27 years. Winehouse had battled with addiction for
years. The world of music lost a great talent.

21. Selena Quintanilla Perez
She was one of the hottest and most talented Mexican-American music stars with millions of fans around the world. Sadly, Selena was fatally shot on March 31, 1995, a mere two weeks before she turned 24. The shooter was her fan club President, Yolanda Saldívar.

22. James Dean
Actor James Dean was your classic Hollywood “bad boy.” During his brief film career, which lasted only 5 years,
before a car accident took his life at a mere 24 years of age, Dean managed to star in such blockbuster films as East of Eden, Rebel Without a Cause, and Giant.

23. Jonathan Brandis
This talented young actor seemed destined for Hollywood stardom, yet fate threw him a curve and his career didn’t take off as many had expected. This may have lead to his
depression and eventual suicide at age 27.

24. Tupac Shakur
Tupac was already a famous rapper when he was fatally shot in a drive-by shooting in Las Vegas on September 7, 1996. Six days later he was dead at age 25. To this day, his name
and his legend carry on. Another ilefo illuminati case

25. Christopher ‘Biggie’ Wallace
Known as Biggie, the Bad Boy Records rapper was also shot and killed in a drive-by shooting on March 9, 1997. He was just 24 years old when he died.

26. Michael Jackson
His music career will never be matched. Michael Jackson was one of this century’s greatest entertainers. Tragically,
Jackson was only 50 when he died from complications with prescribed drugs. A controversy continues to surround his
death.

27. Carl “Alfalfa” Switzer
The curse of the original Little Rascals cast runs deep, and the precocious Alfalfa was no stranger to untimely death. At 31, following an argument of $50, he was shot and killed.

10 harmful effects of cosmetics

Cosmetics, they have become the need of society. People
spend monthly on these and the amount of variety is so high
that cosmetics are available for different seasons and
climates as well. The makers claim to have their own RnD
and make one of the finest products for us. We all know that
it is very difficult these days for someone to just make a
product beneficial for its customers; he ought to make a
huge profit out of it. Quality is compromised most of the
times and generally a common man is unable to raise the
voice or submit complain on which action would be taken.
Many times it happens that the ingredients mentioned are
not true and that affects us. So there is an ugly side to these
beauty products as well. I don’t mean to say that they don’t
work; they do work but have harmful effects also along with.
There are many harmful effects of using cosmetics; here I
have listed the top ten of them.
10) UNWANTED DEPENDENCY ON COSMETICS
The common notion among people is that they cannot look
beautiful or handsome if they missed out on a cosmetic or
just ran out of it. This dependency can lead too many
troubles and is nothing less than an addiction for them.
From my personal experience I would like to add that here
are people who can skip occasions or get-togethers if there
cosmetics are not with them or if they can’t do make up.
Well with god’s grace everyone has been given with a good
face and I can’t find myself a reason to be so dependent on
cosmetics. Believe me you can look even better without
them.
9) HEADACHES
Headache is a very common issue after putting up make up
for long periods of time. Generally ladies feel dizziness, tired
and nausea after prolonged exposures to high makeup.
Even men must have felt that during the long wait for
performance in annual function with full make up. even if
the performance was not so tiring but you would feel sleepy
and dizzy, its the effect of makeup. A lot of care is therefore
taken while removing of makeup. Absolutely nothing should
be left behind. It has been found that cosmetics contain
certain ingredients which on exposure to humans directly in
large amount may lead to a state of unconsciousness. So
wear makeup, but make sure its not for just too long and if
you have to spend a large amount of time then prefer light
makeup to avoid headaches.
8) HAIR PROBLEMS
Funky hairstyles are very popular and eye catching. Today’s
youth and children find it very cool and thus make a move
for them. Use of shampoos, conditioners, hair colors, gels
and serums may actually harm your tresses pretty badly.
They look great when used and one may receive many
compliments for the style or even help you get a girl but
these cosmetics keep on affecting the hair quality and
quantity. There can be thinning of hair, redness in scalp, hair
fall or even excessive dandruff. The use of hair sprays is
even more dangerous with sources suggesting that long
term usage may result in scalp skin damage and permanent
discoloration of hair color.
7) DANGER TO REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS
Use of bubble baths or certain oils may affect your
reproductive organs if in direct contact. They can even lead
to infertility. It has been found that any cosmetic containing
asbestos like talcum powder when in direct contact with
organs can even affect the menstrual cycle leading to other
imbalances. Shower gels and shower creams during bath
may also prove to be harmful. We will definitely feel that
they did the cleaning but once after getting inside they may
affect severely. There can be vaginal infections or even
danger or prostate and ovarian cancer if the cosmetics are
flawed and low on quality.
6) AGEING
Yes one may start looking older than heshe actually is. All
the makeup and moisturizers actually do some damage to
your skin and with prolonged use wrinkles and other signs
of ageing may be visible. The cosmetic makers are so smart
that they then release anti- ageing creams and lotions. These
cosmetics then fight the signs of ageing. They are making
money and it is us who have to suffer. Be careful while
choosing your products and make sure if their reviews are
correct and genuine because not all products in market may
be harmful.
5) CANCER AND OTHER CHRONIC DISEASES
With the benefits, cosmetics also bring danger of diseases
like cancer and many other chronic ones. Lipstick contains
aluminum which may cause long term anemia and even
glucose intolerance. Many products contain chemicals like
zinc oxide, BHA, barium sulphate etc. are very harmful for
body and may result in many organ failures like that of
kidney and liver. Further if swallowed even by mistake;
generally the lip cares, lip balms and lipsticks go in with food
can lead to many respiratory diseases also. It has also been
reported that cosmetics like body moisturizers can cause
trouble to endocrine system as well and disturb the thyroid
content of body.
4) DAMAGE TO NAILS
Nail paints, Nail polish, manicures and pedicures all seem
very hygienic but are actually damaging to nails if done very
regularly or frequently. The quality of nails decreases and
they become fragile. Keeping long nails becomes a big issue
after that; extra care has to be taken. The nails become thin
and lose their natural color starting to look pale.
3) HARMFUL FOR EYES
Eye shadow, mascara, kajal and other forms of eye makeup
can harm the eyes of user very badly. Girls who wear lenses
may harm their eyes even more because the chemicals
present affects the lens material and can result in something
very damaging like thinning of eyelashes and eye infections.
Mascara can cause blindness as it contains pseudomonas
aeruginosa which is a very harmful therapy bacteria.
Resistant to heat and cold this bacteria is very difficult to
remove from mascara and often pollutes it despite many
precautionary measures.
2) ALLERGIES
There are different types of allergies possible with excessive
use of cosmetics and at times there side effects even if the
usage is limited. The allergies can be of skin, breathing,
eating, hair etc. Skin allergies may be allergy to certain kind
of lotions or creams. Breathing allergies are damage to nose
and nasal passage due to intake of cosmetics by mistake or
even deliberate. Eating difficulties as it may result in glucose
intolerance as mentioned earlier as well. Hair allergies are
like allergy to usage of shampoos or conditioners or
intolerance of scalp to certain oil. So with the benefits of
cosmetics comes a parcel of never ending list of allergies
you are at risk of. Be careful while choosing your products.
1) SKIN DISEASES AND REACTIONS
Skin diseases and reactions have been a common problem
with use of fairness creams, sunscreens and sunblocks.
There may be a permanent discoloration of skin or severe
damage to skin. Believe me a damage to skin especially on
face may be very torturing. every now and then a person
from the crowd may pop up and ask what happened or
would have loads of advice to give you because his relative
had the same problem. There can be much severe issues
with the skin like skin cancer, presently skin cancer is not
that easily treatable at mostly fatal.

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letter to 14 year old me

Hello young me!
I have no real wisdom to pass on — only to tell you to stop panicing! You are not cool, I
know, but it is a quality that is vastly over-rated. Stop worrying about the opinion of
others and be yourself! You will eventually lose your virginity Value your friends.
 Read more! You will be happy!!

I am writing to you from the future. It is great here. My robot butler says hello, and once
I've landed this jetpack on my iHome I'll say hello back. (That's a joke)

I am 19 now, which is 5+ years your age. This means I have 5 years more your experience! 5 years more your knowledge!
One thing: can I suggest you start Coding now, as that will make us seem a lot
cooler at university, when we end up sharing a room with final year Comp sci students

This letter was written on the 9th of sept 2015. I know its still july 26Th 2010 over there,and your feeling happy your now 14
I don too type dis letter your fone is not good d tin just dey trip off nawa we don use papper pack the battery all is well sha

Niggar Nigar where do I start..you got an F in english.. Through out ur secondry school So you can't still write an Essay properly.. But you managed to get a D first semster and a C in the secound that dosent mean u can still write Essays so just try to manage get used to beign you...
About that BB touch your dying to use ur life savings to buy you got it and mum siezed it A week later u never got it back ..and you never got the balls to ask that girl out Remember That Ridiculus Dream on making a million before 18 ..Just forget it ur still broke AF but your trying or I am trying ..I learnt to code in my first year you learnt xhtml css android app dev java C++ u became a blogger and web designer ..you will soon be a photographer oh before I forget your now tagged The ILLEST.. Your trying to learn adobe indesign and photoshop .. You became 100L Rep for your college in your school NVM you don't know what that means .
.you dinnot pass that jamb even tho u sneaked the dubs and was despirate enuff to use it in command secondry school while beign invigilated by soldiers you still failed u got 169 bro..you shoulds just used ya head but you entered school the next year you got 217 and passed WAEC your studying Comp sci and your Due to graduate in 2019 hopefully no Extra Year..No worry ur boy sabi
You spend Day and Night trying to acquire knowledge over the past 5 years youv met a lotta special people in your life damn! Your not crying and your not emotional ..you still see your enginnering classmates jungle boy is in canada and daniel is doing his final year .. Baldoo and bling bling ended up in FUTO ..Sheriff tried to go with you to bells but he and is UNILORIN and he lived up to his Name ...yeah that name The chicken is in bells with you! Damn the Chicken. She's still the same but you know the young shall grow
 Guy you stoped watching cartoon network
And before I forget you gat a girl ..There are a lotta things I want to say but I don't want to spoil the future for you I'm telling you there are Amazing people you will meet Too many if I start mentioning and I forget someone I wount forgive myself for now ...I'll have to rest my pen.. Yeah u got that I'm not using a pen but a keyboard Enjoy ur High school... Read it will help don't mind my typo errors and improper punctuation texting spoilt my hand + I'm playing FIFA I'm not a boss I gave someone 5-0 with norwich and d person was using Real madrid Oh
By shares in apple,Google or something 2015 movies are Bam! Mad max fury road and all ..so many things to talk about but don't worry its never Goodbye ...

Yours,
(Signed)
You.
Aka The Illest , Bombeey , bombidy ,
H-Bomb , pakistani
 
Bombata Habeeb

8 Small Things About You That Will Make People Judge You Almost Instantly

What are the really small things that tell a lot about a person's psychology and personality?," as well as other research.
Read on to learn what captures people's attention when you first meet them.
1. How clean and tidy you keep your home
A recent British study found that it takes just 26 seconds for visitors to make judgments about you based on the state of your home.
Apparently, people judge first with their nose: The scent of your home is the biggest factor in a positive impression. (We
should mention that the study was sponsored by AirWick.)
Next is how cluttered the space is - people notice shoes and
coats scattered about and piles of unopened mail.
2. Your selfie style
Research suggests that people will assume a lot about you based on your selfies.
Usually, those assumptions are inaccurate - for example, being alone in a photo does not mean you're neurotic - but people are probably right to think that positive emotion in a selfie predicts openness to experience.
3. Your taste in music
Quora user Humaira Siddiqui says she judges people based on the type of music they listen to, citing a 2003 study on the
topic. The study found that people who listen to "reflective and complex" music tend to be open to new experiences and
politically liberal. Those who listen to "upbeat and conventional" jams are generally extroverted and athletic.
4. Your favorite color Shivani Jha has a theory on what your color of choice
reveals about your personality. For example, if your favorite color is red, she assumes you desire physical fulfillment; if your favorite color is yellow, she thinks you need logical
order and value individuality. Industrial psychologist Bernardo Tirado, PMP, breaks it
down slightly differently. Writing in Psychology Today, Tirado says red-lovers are tenacious and determined, while yellow-
lovers enjoy learning and find happiness easily.
5. Whether you're a dog or a cat person.
"People who do not like cats have control issues," writes Joe Waldron, who also advises readers to "avoid women who like big dogs (really big, like sheep dogs). They are often not looking for long-term relationships."
Meanwhile, one study found that people who prefer dogs are generally more energetic and outgoing, while those who prefer cats tend to be more introverted and sensitive.
6. How worn your shoes are
Calvin Chik recommends checking out the soles of people's shoes for clues to their personality. People who are less confident of themselves tend to lean
forward more in their posture when standing or walking. They put more body weight on the balls of their feet, like getting ready to move fast. People who are self-confident tend to lean back more. They have a larger proportion of their body weight on their heels than at the front of their feet.
Over time, their standing posture is reflected in the state of their shoes. A person who is perpetually walking on the balls
of his feet would have the soles of his shoes more worn out at the front, while a more self-assured person may have the
heels area worn out more.
7. How you treat animals
According to Lorri Robinson, a person's attitude toward animals reveals a lot about them. "If someone has never met a stray they didn't speak to or pet (if the animal approached them in a friendly manner),
that person is going to be naturally friendly and open," she writes.
8. How long it takes you to ask a question
Even if someone doesn't say anything about himself in conversation, you can still learn about his personality. As Khaliana Schmitz says: "When meeting someone for the
first time ... see how long it takes for them to ask you a question in return. You'd be surprised how much this reveals in terms of a person being a 'giver' or a 'taker.' It will
help you distinguish between 'people who like you' and 'people who like what you can provide them.

9 Conversations Every Parent Needs To Have With Their Kids

The behavior of an individual depends majorly on what they
are made to believe when they are young and their
influencers. A child or teenager is easily affected by the
world around them, and often several doubts in their head
get overlooked, leading to a future self that could be
disastrous. In this tricky scenario, it becomes all the more
important for parents to talk to their kids and give them a
heads up of sorts on where things stand in life. On that note,
take a look at 9 important conversations all parents need to
have with their kids.
1. You're beautiful, just the way you are.
When kids hit puberty, self confidence hits a huge low.
Although it's hard to explain to them that external beauty is
only skin deep, it is necessary to always assure them that
change is temporary, and like the ugly duckling, growing up
is something that's unfathomable. Looks are not everything
in life, fair skin does not mean superiority, a symmetrical
face and body image does not mean someone is a good
person. True beauty lies on the inside and there are so
many ways to show it to the world.
2. No matter what your dreams are, you'll be supported.
Being a dreamer (as long as it's not in class) is not a bad
thing. When I was growing up kids were often moulded to
believe what they wanted to be. Some wanted to be like
their parents (much to their parents' glee), while others were
told that being a doctor, banker, teacher and engineer were
worth looking up to. Parents have no right in telling their
kids what they have to be, but they must counsel their kids
in following their dreams. If they don't know what they want
to do, that's okay, they have up to college and graduate
school to decide.
3. The company you keep, influences you in ways you
won't imagine.
Social relationships are complicated right from childhood
and having just one 'best friend' isn't always healthy. Kids
should learn to mingle with all their peers rather than being
selective about who's cool and who's lame. As they grow
older, friendships become even more complicated, but the
sign of a good friend is when they respect you, enjoy your
company and are unconditionally loyal.
4. Count all your blessings.
As humans, all we want is more. Our needs and desires
never end. But we never stop to appreciate what we already
have. The food we eat, the home we live in and things we
have, animate or inanimate. This is something kids need to
learn before they start their unending rants of what their
friends have and what they don't.
5. Bullying is not okay.
In school, some kids get bullied while others are the bullies.
Disrespect and looking down on others is something that
parents should nip in the bud. Turning a blind eye on your
child's cruel behaviour with his peers only reflects on you as
a failed parent and guardian.
Bullying is not a part of growing up and it is not harmless
fun. It is victimising someone else for something that they
haven't done. We do not live in a Spartan age, where
everything has to be perfect. We live in an age of diversity
where school is meant to be a safe place for nurturing.
6. Learn to respect everyone.
Rabindranath Tagore believed that God resides in human
souls and helping and respecting one another is true
worship. In that vein, respecting everyone for who they are
is something every child must learn. Nobody is inferior.
Women are not sexual objects and all men are not sexual
predators, and servants are not slaves.
7. Focus on making the world a better place with your
actions.
Whether it's helping an elderly neighbour or just being a
passionate volunteer for a cause, helping make the world a
better place is is a great way to heal the mind and soul. It is
also one of the simplest ways of being happy - trying to
make others happy.
8. Pursue your passions.
Whether its sports, fine arts or miscellaneous hobbies, no
child should be stopped from doing something productive
that makes them happy. Remember, all work and no play
makes Jack a dull boy, so just because exams are around
the corner, doesn't mean all non-academic activity must
stop.
9. What goes around, comes around.
If one has to play the Justin Timberlake song to get across to
their kid, by all means do so. I'm not trying to get all
spiritual here, but let's get real. Karma is a b****. Noble and
good deeds to the world come back to us while cruel
intentions come back to haunt us after we have inflicted
them on the world. In a nutshell, teach them to be nice as
harming others will only bring harm upon themselves.

10 Common mistakes Women make

 Most Common Mistakes That Women Should
Avoid Making
More self esteem, minimal inhibitions and right
understanding of the male species are three the most
important factors that women need to understand to fulfill
the expectations of their guy. Here's a lowdown on how
women can avoid the most common mistakes they make in
bed.
1. Don't Do This
Please don’t take it personally, if your partner is not in the
mood. Women tend to believe that they just need to flash
some flesh to make their guy salivate like a dog. Well, that’s
a myth.
2. Stop hiding your body.
Strip in front of him (try keeping the lights on sometimes).
Remember he is just happy seeing you naked.
3. Tell him what you want
Men are not mind reader; I guess you know that by now.
What worked for his last girlfriend may do nothing for you.
Now, if you are too shy to tell him what you like, moan
harder when he is on the right track, guide his hand and he
will know exactly what makes his girl high.
4. You need to take some responsibility for your own
orgasm.
If you can help get things done yourself, give him a hint.
Don’t be shy, he’ll be turned on.
5. Keep condoms handy.
Don’t always rely on him for safety; keep some in your bag.
This makes you responsible, not slutty.
6. Shave well.
Take the time to shave your armpits, legs and make sure
your bikini area doesn’t remind him of a rodent. But if he
likes you hairy, a trim should do.
7. Stroke his ego.
Many men have the same body hang-ups and insecurities
that women do. And occasional ‘sexy chest’ will make him
happy like it does to you.
8. Don’t just lie there like a dead fish. MOVE!
Make noise, talk dirty, show him that you are really into sex
with him.
9. Trim your nails
Men liked to be touched too. Just see to it that your nails are
well manicured and not dangerous.
10. Let him sleep.
Once your done making love, let him sleep. Unlike women,
men cannot be aroused after sex, they are just tired.
Please If you are A guy and your reading this send this link to a girl to save a life

10 things you shouldn't google

10 Things You Should Never, Ever Search on Google
A few days ago I needed some less flattering images to
accompany one of my articles, and some horrible things that
literally made my eyes bleed. In many situations Google can
be your best friend, because there is literally nothing you
cannot find on it. The sad thing is that there are certain
articles or images that are better left unseen. For example, if
you ever search for a disease on Google, you will
immediately wish you never did it, because the images are
mortifying. It seems that everything related to medicine
somehow leads to cancer, or is at least accompanied by a
set of disgusting photos that will make you think that you’re
probably gonna die, even if you’re only suffering from a
cold. Because we don’t want you to go blind when looking
for something online, we have compiled a list of things that
you should NEVER, EVER search for on Google. Inspired by
the “Type with your eyes closed” saying, here are ten
terms you should not type in the damned search box.
10. The Death Clock
I don’t know about you, but I don’t want to know when I’m
going to die. You’ve ignored us and searched for it anyway,
right? We can also assume that you have already typed in
your date of birth, data, and smoking habits, and the
almighty internet has told you when you’ll be pushing up
daisies, right? Despite the fact that the “smart” voice in the
back of your head is saying that it’s illogical, you still can’t
get it out of your head, can’t you?
9. “Lazy Sundays”
There are no words to describe this… Unless you are into
old men, who enjoy “scrubbing” each other in the shower,
you should try to stay away.
Disclaimer: Although we do not wish to include these sort of
things in our list, the search phrase is pretty, innocent. When
people think of lazy Sunday, something like this comes to
mind:
Oh well…
8. Snapewives
The definition for this word in the Urban dictionary is:
“
“A group of middle-aged women on the internet who
believe they are all married to Severus Snape from the
Harry Potter books — on the astral plane. They have real-
life meetings where they take turns channeling the spirit
of Snape so they can have wedding ceremonies with him.”
Sounds fun, right? Wrong. There are images, there are
videos, there are blogs… and there are feelings… so many
feelings.
7. Bedbugs, and pretty much any type of home pest
All types of bugs (but bedbugs in particular) are disgusting,
but knowing that these horrible insects share the bed with is,
is just too much. Sometimes, we’re better off not knowing.
6. “My testicles hurt”
If you have any health problems related to the
“embarrassing” part of your body, go to the medic! Yours is
probably not the first pair of ball-sacks that he has ever
seen, but you have probably not seen many others before
(especially unhealthy ones), and chances are that you will
faint in front of the PC.
5. Your Name
If you ever Google yourself you might have two of the
following surprises:
1. There is no record of you online, and you will
immediately feel like a complete and utter failure
2. You will find things about yourself that you wouldn’t have
wanted to know.
Even if you’re curious, refrain yourself.
4. Elephantiasis
Google says that Elephantiasis is a skin diseases
characterized by the thickening of underlying tissues,
especially legs and male genitals. Although this probably
gives you an idea of what you’re going to see, nothing will
prepare you for the horror show unfolding on Google image.
3. Blue Waffle Disease
There is honestly no need to elaborate. Whatever you do,
just don’t.
2. Tetris Fanfic
What could ever be wrong about googling Tetris? I mean, it’s
Tetris, right? Wrong again. There is a type of pornographic
fan fiction inspired by Tetris. It sounds something like this:
“
“I unbuttoned the blue pixel I had on my lower half and
instructed her on the ways of foreplay. As her top pixel
met my bottom pixel, I let out an ecstatic sigh. Such
pleasure I had never experienced in my life …”
1. Tub Girl
Do you know the games where you have to concentrate
really, really, really hard, and then a scary face appears out
of nowhere and you fall of your chair crying? Tub girl is in
some ways similar to those faces, because it manages to
scare the life out of innocent people. If you haven’t seen it
yet, don’t look it up, because your reaction might be similar
to this guy’s.

5 signs your wating your time

I'm saying my own O

Let’s face it: Relationships are great, but it’s better to be

single than in a relationship that isn’t right for you. In the

beginning, it’s easy to regard everything as being perfect,

and to brush off any flaws we may come across.

But, once you get serious about your relationship and start

to think carefully about all it is and isn’t, you’ll realize there

are some issues you just can’t ignore.

Some relationships start out sweet and then turn sour;

whereas, others just don’t feel right from the beginning. You

ignore all the red flags because it’s difficult to admit the

person you are with is not suitable for you.

Even if you tell yourself repeatedly this person is the one for

you, your body will not let you deny the truth. When you’re

with the wrong person, the strain of it will not only be

emotionally taxing, but also physically.

Sometimes, a relationship can be good, but the fact remains

that something doesn’t feel quite right and you can’t figure

out what it is.

If you ever find yourself doubting the relationship you’re in,

it’s probably because you shouldn’t be in it. Here are a few

obvious signs you are dating the wrong person:

You have a feeling something isn’t quite right.

This might be the most complex of the signs. It’s the red flag

you can’t avoid feeling, but the one you ignore the most. The

habit of quieting these relationship doubts may end up

being a huge regret later on.

You could give it time to see if it passes because you might

just be afraid of actually giving your all in a relationship, but

if the months pass and you can’t shake that feeling in the pit

of your stomach, it’s probably time to start reflecting on

whether you’re with the right person.

When you really think about it, you knew the whole time, but

just decided to ignore it for whatever reason.

Your partner won’t let go of the past.

Most of us suffer from past mistakes and failed relationships

and the last thing we need is someone who won’t let us

forget it. A failed relationship not only hurts us, but also

does severe damage. It leads us into a world where our

ability to love and to live better lives is tarnished.

Afterward, we end up either falling for someone who’s

incompatible with us or we sabotage good things out of fear.

When you try to move on from the past and change for the

better, you need someone who will help you live new and

better experiences instead of giving you constant reminders

of your past mistakes.

This is one of lowest and cheapest attacks a person can

make against you.

It’s as if he or she wants you to believe you haven’t changed

or moved on, and no one needs this type of negative energy

in life. If you have someone who can’t let go of your past, it’s

a good enough reason to find someone who will.

You make excuses to stay.

You are at this moment where you already know that you’re

in the wrong relationship, but you always come up with

some excuse to put off the breakup.

You’ve been together for a while and your family and friends

seem to like your partner, so you don’t want to go through

the complication of finding someone new. Your best friend’s

wedding is coming up and you prefer not to go alone or you

planned a trip and decided that maybe, when that’s over,

you can end it.

Sure, all of these sound great and you’ll probably keep

experiencing wonderful moments together.

Then, one day, you’ll realize all the days/months/years you

wasted with someone you didn’t even like that much. You

can’t take time back, but you can stop making excuses.

You wonder what your partner is up to when you’re not

around.

Hello! Trust issues? No, you can’t go on into a relationship if

you keep having doubts about what he or she is up to when

you’re not there.

Having a hard time completely trusting someone, whether

it’s about him or her being faithful or about telling you the

truth, it’s not really a way to have a relationship.

You want to be able to go out and not worry about whom

your significant other is texting. You want to be able to not

care about why he or she has his or her phone on silent

whenever you’re around.

You can’t imagine a future together.

If you could see me, I’m waving a big red flag right now. If

you’re looking for a long-term commitment, how is it

possible that you can’t see your future with your significant

other?

Some people might be great and you might even love

hanging out with them, but if you try to picture what your

relationship could look like in five years and you come up

blank, need I say again that you’re with the wrong person?

When you start planning events for the future and you say,

“If we’re still together…,” you should start looking for the exit

sign.

It happens all the time: You meet a person with whom you

feel you have great chemistry, but sometimes, that spark

doesn’t always ignite for the right reasons.

Somewhere down the road, you realize how incompatible

both of you are, but for some reason, you fight to maintain

the relationship.

Maybe this happens because of all the effort you already

dedicated toward it or maybe because you feel you should

try because of what you once were or maybe you just don’t

know how to end it because you don’t want to hurt the other

person.

We relive this pattern time and time again of fighting for a

relationship that is just not right for us for so many different

reasons and excuses.

I’m a strong believer that every relationship you have should

be the best one ever. If the one you’re in now makes you

doubt that feeling, something is wrong.

Trying so hard to keep a relationship that feels wrong is just

a waste of your time. You could, instead, be with someone

who could be the right one for you

 The ILLEST has spoken....God did I tabon? Nah its correct joor

FIFA top 50

Throughout September, we'll be revealing a number of
player and club ratings lists featuring the best players in FIFA16 From our Top 50 Players countdown to the Top Career
Mode Prospects, every FIFA fan will want to know who to look out for!
There will be surprises, omissions and discussion as the ratings are revealed. Feel free to join the conversation on Twitter and Facebook to voice your own opinions with the hashtag #FIFA16Ratings.
These are the 50 top-rated players in FIFA 16 and FIFA 16 Ultimate Team™ based on last 365 days of performances in
league and cup play.
50-41
50. ÁNGEL DI MARÍA - PARIS SAINT-GERMAIN (FRANCE) -
(-1 OVR)
49. PETR ČECH - ARSENAL (ENGLAND)
48. EDINSON CAVANI - PARIS SAINT-GERMAIN (FRANCE) -
(-1 OVR)
47. VINCENT KOMPANY - MANCHESTER CITY (ENGLAND) -
(-1 OVR)
46. DAVID ALABA - FC BAYERN MÜNCHEN (GERMANY) - (+3
OVR)
45. DIEGO GODÍN - ATLÉTICO MADRID (SPAIN) - (+1 OVR)
44. JOHN TERRY - CHELSEA FC (ENGLAND) - (+2 OVR)
43. NALDO - VFL WOLFSBURG (GERMANY) - (+4 OVR)
42. YAYA TOURÉ - MANCHESTER CITY (ENGLAND) - (-1 OVR)
41. SANTI CAZORLA - ARSENAL (ENGLAND) - (+1 OVR)
40-31
40. GERARD PIQUÉ - FC BARCELONA (SPAIN) - (+1 OVR)
39. MATS HUMMELS - BORUSSIA DORTMUND (GERMANY)
38. BASTIAN SCHWEINSTEIGER - MANCHESTER UNITED
(ENGLAND) - (-2 OVR)
37. MARCO REUS - BORUSSIA DORTMUND (GERMANY)
36. WAYNE ROONEY - MANCHESTER UNITED (ENGLAND)
35. ARTURO VIDAL - FC BAYERN MÜNCHEN (GERMANY) -
(+1 OVR)
34. THOMAS MÜLLER - FC BAYERN MÜNCHEN (GERMANY)
33. KARIM BENZEMA - REAL MADRID CF (SPAIN) - (+1 OVR)
32. THIBAUT COURTOIS - CHELSEA FC (ENGLAND)
31. PAUL POGBA - JUVENTUS FC (ITALY) - (+2 OVR)
30-21
30. DIEGO COSTA - CHELSEA FC (ENGLAND)
29. SERGIO BUSQUETS - FC BARCELONA (SPAIN) - (+1 OVR)
28. KEVIN DE BRUYNE - MANCHESTER CITY - (+3 OVR)
27. CARLOS TEVEZ - BOCA JUNIORS (ARGENTINA) - (+1
OVR)
26. DAVID DE GEA - MANCHESTER UNITED (ENGLAND) - (+1
OVR)
25. ALEXIS SÁNCHEZ - ARSENAL (ENGLAND) - (+1 OVR)
24. FRANCK RIBÉRY - FC BAYERN MÜNCHEN (GERMANY) -
(-1 OVR)
23. GARETH BALE - REAL MADRID CF (SPAIN)
22. ROBERT LEWANDOWSKI - FC BAYERN MÜNCHEN
(GERMANY)
21. GIORGIO CHIELLINI - JUVENTUS (ITALY) - (+3 OVR)
20-11
20. PHILIPP LAHM - FC BAYERN MÜNCHEN (GERMANY)
19. LUKA MODRIĆ - REAL MADRID CF (SPAIN)
18. MESUT ÖZIL - ARSENAL (ENGLAND) - (+1 OVR)
17. SERGIO RAMOS - REAL MADRID CF (SPAIN)
16. CESC FÀBREGAS - CHELSEA FC (ENGLAND) - (+2 OVR)
15. JÉRÔME BOATENG - FC BAYERN MÜNCHEN (GERMANY)
- (+1 OVR)
14. TONI KROOS - REAL MADRID CF (SPAIN) - (+2 OVR)
13. JAMES RODRÍGUEZ - REAL MADRID CF (SPAIN) - (+1
OVR)
12. SERGIO AGÜERO - MANCHESTER CITY (ENGLAND)
11. ANDRÉS INIESTA - FC BARCELONA (SPAIN) - (-1 OVR)
10-1
10. DAVID SILVA - MANCHESTER CITY (ENGLAND) - (+1
OVR)
9. THIAGO SILVA - PARIS SAINT-GERMAIN (FRANCE) - (+1
OVR)
8. NEYMAR JR. - FC BARCELONA (SPAIN) - (+1 OVR)
7. ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIĆ - PARIS SAINT-GERMAIN
(FRANCE) - (-1 OVR)
6. EDEN HAZARD - CHELSEA FC (ENGLAND) - (+1 OVR)
5. ARJEN ROBBEN - FC BAYERN MÜNCHEN (GERMANY)
4. MANUEL NEUER - FC BAYERN MÜNCHEN (GERMANY)
3. LUIS SUÁREZ - FC BARCELONA (SPAIN) - (+1 OVR)
2. CRISTIANO RONALDO - REAL MADRID CF (SPAIN) - (+1
OVR)
1. LIONEL MESSI - FC BARCELONA (SPAIN) - (+1 OVR)
Repostd from EAsprots.com/fifa

10 of the grestest rappers of all time

These 10 great rappers each represent the distinct fusion of
voice, storytelling ability, creativity, and general influence
through the microphone. Rap remains controversial as it’s
often misunderstood by outsiders, mocked by the masses as
a lesser art form. For his part, critic Bill O’Reilly has often
blasted rap as the mouthpiece of a violent and misogynistic
“street” culture.
Ironically, O’Reilly may find himself largely in agreement
with rapper Notorious B.I.G., who once riffed, “The street is
a short stop. Either you’re slinging crack rock, or you got a
wicked jump shot.” Yes, the rap game began as a proverbial
sanctuary for the inner city. Today, however, rap is blared
from the loudspeakers out in rural Minnesota to the raging
nightclubs of Ibiza, and everywhere in between. On the
other end of the spectrum, fans of “real hip hop” have been
known to blast music executives for their proclivity to put
out radio-friendly hits that are rather light on lyricism and
heavy on bass. A May 2014 Forbes piece praising Iggy Azalea
for running hip hop did set off a firestorm of debate within
many industry circles; mainstream popularity does not
always translate into masterful technique as an artist.
10. GZA
Source: Wikimedia Commons
Classic Albums: Enter the WuTang: 36 Chambers / Liquid
Swords
Gary Grice, aka GZA, aka The Genius, has made it onto this
list as the primary representative for the Wu Tang Clan. For
hip-hop, The Wu is comparable to the Kennedy dynasty. The
group also went on to spin off a plethora of acts and
affiliates, which include Killarmy and Wu Syndicate. The Wu,
of course, always felt greater than the sum of its respective
parts. These charismatic New York rappers began to
captivate a worldwide audience, after the 1993 release of
their “Enter the Wu Tang: 36 Chambers” debut LP.
For the Wu, GZA added the best lyrical dexterity to a group
that included Method Man’s Hollywood appeal, Ghostface
Killah’s abstract style, Raekwon’s hustle, RZA’s production,
and the late ODB’s outrageous griminess. Method Man
proclaimed, “we form like Voltron and GZA is the head.” The
GZA’s delivery was smooth, yet authoritative, as he often
dismissed the typical rap story lines of nightclubs,
provocative women, and tough-talk gun-play in favor of
science and wide-ranging philosophies.
As a solo artist, Liquid Swords was the classic album that
crystallized GZA’s distinctive technique. This masterpiece
was devoid of skits and prominently featured the basic, dark
themes of many genuine RZA productions.
9. Andre 3000
Source: Outkast.com
Classic Album: OutKast’s ATLiens
Andre Benjamin (aka Andre 3000), along with OutKast
partner Big Boi, helped to redefine the Atlanta scene away
from bass and party music and toward intricate storylines
featuring a Southern drawl. For his part, Andre 3000
transformed from a skinny, young bowl-cut emcee out of
Southwest Atlanta waxing poetic over a “ Player’s Ball” of
classic cars, cash, and women into a global celebrity and
fashion-forward icon.
As a rapper, Andre 3000 has experimented with lyrics and
background melodies ranging between the player lifestyle,
jazz, rhythm and blues, and even rock. Between 2002 and
2004, Andre 3000, Big Boi, and OutKast took home a total of
six Grammy awards: Best rap performance by a duo or
group, album of the year, and best rap album for their
collaborative efforts on Stankonia and Speakerboxxx / The
Love Below. From here, Andre Benjamin was able to
leverage his mainstream appeal to star as an actor in
several TV shows and movies, which have included Be Cool,
Idlewild, The Shield, and the lead role in Jim [Hendrix]: All is
By My Side.
As a solo artist, Andre 3000 will always be recognized for his
calm and somewhat lazy vocal inflection that serve as the
perfect contrast to oftentimes biting social commentary.
8. AZ
Source: rapradar.com
Classic Album: Doe or Die
The legacy of Anthony Cruz, or AZ, was somewhat
overshadowed beneath the star power of close ally Nas. Out
of Brooklyn, AZ is arguably the most underrated rapper to
grace the microphone. He’s notable for his relatively high-
pitched delivery and aggressive lyrics that jammed multiple
rhymes into each bar. AZ built his character up as somewhat
of an unwitting gangster, who embraced a life of crime
largely out of necessity, instead of out of calculated malice.
As such, AZ fit the ongoing Robin Hood narrative that has
permeated rap.
Rap fans were first introduced to AZ as a guest artist that
ripped through tracks on Nas’s 1994 Illmatic classic. He then
went on to release his solo Doe or Die album, which
throttled listeners with a dangerously callous outlook toward
American Life.
7. Snoop Dogg
Source: Wikimedia Commons
Classic Album: Doggystyle
Out of Long Beach, Calif., Snoop Dogg introduced himself to
the entertainment world while trading verses and barbs with
Dr. Dre on the Deep Cover movie soundtrack. From there,
Snoop starred as a talented protégé, who was featured
heavily throughout Dr. Dre’s classic album, Chronic. In 1993,
Snoop Dogg was to debut as a solo artist with his own
critically acclaimed Doggystyle LP.
Snoop’s laid back, smooth “California cool” voice inflection
delivered the perfect contrast juxtaposed to the blaring,
head-banging signature Dr. Dre production. Snoop Dogg will
forever be immortalized as the leader of the G-Funk Era,
which fused modern hip hop with 1970s soul music. As he
matured, Snoop moved on to popular music and achieved
unparalleled success, receiving six Grammy award
nominations between 2004 and 2013, according to IMDB.
6. Scarface
Source: Wikimedia Commons
Classic Albums: The Diary, My Homies, and Untouchables
Scarface legitimized Southern rap as the lead member of his
Geto Boys group. His subject matter was typically dark yet
authentic. For the past 20 years, a growling Scarface has
grappled with murder, court cases, hustling, total loss, and
humiliating deception throughout his storytelling career.
If anything, his brazen refusal to submit and change his art
according to the whims of industry execs preserved his
street cred. Scarface went on to collaborate with the likes of
Nas, Tupac, UGK, Jay-Z, Ice Cube, Too Short, and Dr. Dre,
who all sought the hardcore seal of approval from this Texas
rapper.
5. Nas
Source: Wikimedia Commons
Classic Album: Illmatic
In 1994, “Nasty” Nas exploded onto the scene with Illmatic,
which may arguably go down as the greatest hip hop album
of all time. At the age of 19, Nasir Jones had put out a
compact, 10-song banger of fierce beats, gritty storytelling,
sharp punch lines, and absolute raging fire on the
microphone. From there, the young emcee was poised to
battle Notorious B.I.G. and Jay-Z for the coveted King of New
York crown for years to come.
Over the years Nasty Nas went through stages of evolution,
turning into the relatively smooth Nas Escobar, before
attempting to ride off into the sunset as a sagely and self-
righteous Nastradamus and God’s Son. Competing rappers
took note of Nas’s struggles with navigating commercialism,
street cred, financial struggles, and a brutal divorce to
entertainer Kelis. This led to some antagonism toward Nas,
including some hate coming from Jay-Z, which brought Nas
back into full stride. He declared himself the King of New
York, and the only true remaining rival to Tupac and Biggie
Smalls.
4. Jay-Z
Elsa/Getty Images
Classic Album: Reasonable Doubt
Jay-Z emerged as that rare personality that has successfully
melded street cred, popular mass appeal, swagger, and the
classic Horatio Alger rags-to-riches storyline. As a rapper,
Jay-Z may be most notable for his smooth delivery and
authoritative voice that commands listeners to dance. In
addition to Nas, rappers 50-Cent, Camron, Jim Jones, and
Prodigy have resurrected their careers simply through
challenging Jay-Z. For his part, in this game of tough talk,
Jay-Z has already taken home an unprecedented 19
Grammy awards, according to Grammy.com.
The self-proclaimed “Michael Jordan of rap” has spit bars for
the projects, the dance floor, and the haughty intellectual. A
recent Forbes Celebrity 100 list claimed that Jay-Z had
already earned $60 million by June 2014. These earnings
were largely the result of a far-flung empire that includes
sold-out concerts, 40/40 clubs, and Def Jam executive
compensation.
3. Notorious B.I.G.
Source: Wikimedia Commons
Classic Album: Ready to Die
Notorious B.I.G. built his legend upon the strength of
freestyle battles throughout the Brooklyn borough. Of
Jamaican descent, B.I.G.’s booming voice and hint of patois
dominated the streets, recording studios, and dancehall
clubs. B.I.G. described himself as “Heart throb never. Black,
and ugly as ever.” Still, his alliance with Sean “Puff Daddy”
Combs helped to create a flamboyant fat man who
maintained a penchant for beautiful women, fancy clothes,
fine dining, and stately mansions. Taken together, Combs
and Smalls emerged as the ultimate answer to West Coast
record label Death Row. The rivalry escalated with the still-
unsolved shooting and robbery of Tupac Shakur in the
hallways of a Midtown Manhattan recording studio, where
the East Coast Bad Boy entourage was also present.
The East Coast – West Coast rivalry set off a chain of events
that led to Biggie Smalls’s murder in 1997, when he was
gunned down outside of an L.A. nightclub. Many industry
insiders have speculated that this hit was in retaliation for
the 1994 murder of Tupac Shakur.
2. Tupac Shakur
Source: spin.com
Classic Album: All Eyez on Me
Tupac and his Me Against the World mentality often
bordered upon sheer lunacy. He made open calls to
violence against East Coast rappers, disloyal acquaintances,
corrupt politicians, and even scandalous women. In contrast
to his tough talk, however, were happy-go-lucky dance
mixes, love poetry, spiritual leadership, and an ode to “Dear
Mamma.”
As a self-proclaimed “boss-player,” Tupac was arguably the
most complex persona to ever approach the microphone.
Was Pac the kindred soul sabotaged by the fast living of
stardom — or was he a true egomaniacal monster who
leveraged his celebrity platform to toss breadcrumbs at the
little people? We can only speculate that Tupac was
somewhat of a chameleon who transitioned through various
roles according to his particular audience.
1. Rakim
Source: Wikimedia Commons
Classic Album: Paid in Full
Rakim is the father of modern day rap. A beaming Ghostface
Killah of Wu Tang Clan once proclaimed, “Rakim is the only
god. He taught me how to rock this.” Rakim’s calm delivery
effortlessly carries listeners through his own personal
journey of triumph, money making, and the fallibility of
mankind. The intense cutting, production, and scratching
skills of partner Eric B. served as the perfect contrast to
Rakim’s graceful wordplay.
As a rather precocious youth, Rakim’s subject matter was
steeped with high-minded braggadocio, existential
philosophies, and spirituality. To this day, Eric B. and
Rakim’s Paid in Full and 1988 follow-up album Follow the
Leader are still considered masterpieces. It was then that a
young Eric B. and Rakim first began to combine jazz
syncopation with verbal artistry, inspiring future rappers’
musical aesthetics.
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How to use snapchat

Snapchat is mobile app that offers a fun, visual way to chat
with your friends as an alternative to regular SMS text
messaging. You can snap a photo or a short video, add a
caption or a drawing and then send it to one or multiple
friends.
What Exactly Is Snapchat?
All snaps automatically "self-destruct" just seconds after
they are viewed by the recipient, making it the perfect app
for quick instant messaging by photo or video.
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As long as your mobile device can access the Internet, you
can send and receive snaps from anywhere.
To get started with using Snapchat, you need to download
the app for iOS or Android to your mobile device.
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Sign up for a Snapchat User Account
Once you've downloaded the Snapchat app, you can open it
up and tap the "Sign Up" button to create a new user
account.
You'll be asked for your email address, a password and your
birth date. You can then choose a username, which acts as
your unique identity of the Snapchat platform.
Snapchat asks its new users who sign up to verify their
accounts by phone. It's recommended to always do this, but
you also have the option to tap the "Skip" button in the
upper right corner of the screen.
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Verify Your Account
Snapchat asks its new users who sign up to verify their
accounts by phone. If you don't want to provide your phone
number, you also have the option to tap the "Skip" button in
the upper right corner of the screen.
You'll then be taken to another verification screen where
Snapchat will display a grid of several small pictures. You'll
be asked to tap the pictures that have a ghost in them to
prove that you're a real person.
Once you've successfully verified your new account, you can
start sending and receiving snaps with friends. But first,
you'll need to find some friends!
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Add Your Friends on Snapchat
To add friends, either swipe left or tap the list icon in the
bottom right corner located on the camera screen. You'll be
taken to your friends list. (Team Snapchat is automatically
added to everyone who first signs up.)
There are two ways you can find and add friends on
Snapchat.
Search by username: Tap the little magnifying glass at the
top of the screen in your friends list tab to start typing in
friends' usernames if you them.
Search by your contacts list: If you don't know a friend's
Snapchat username but have them in your contacts list, you
can tap the little person/plus sign icon at the top of the
screen followed by the little booklet icon on the next screen
to allow Snapchat access to your contacts so that it can
automatically find your friends for you. You'll have to verify
your phone number here if you skipped this step when first
setting up your account.
Tap the big plus sign beside any username to add that
person to your Snapchat friends list. You can hit the refresh
button on your friends list to see new friends that have been
added.
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Get Familiar with Snapchat's Main Screens
Navigating Snapchat is quite easy, and all you have to
remember is that there are four main screens -- all of which
you can access by swiping left to right or right to left. You
can also tap the two icons on each side at the bottom of the
snap camera screen.
The far left screen shows you a list of all your received snaps
from friends. The middle screen is what you use to take your
own snaps, and of course the far right screen is where you'll
find your friends list.
An additional screen was recently added to Snapchat, which
lets you chat in real-time by text or video. You'll find this
screen by swiping right from the screen the displays all of
your received snap messages.
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Take Your First Snap
Access the middle screen where your device's camera is
activated to start with your first snap message. You can take
either a photo or a video message.
You can also tap the camera icon in the top right corner to
switch between your device's back and front-facing camera.
To take a photo: Point your camera at whatever you want
to be in the photo and tap the big button in the middle at
the bottom.
To take a video: Do exactly the same as what you would do
for a photo, but instead of tapping the big round button,
hold it down to film.
Lift your finger when you're done filming. A timer will be
visible around the button to let you know when the 10-
second maximum video length is up.
Tap the big X in the upper left corner to delete to photo or
video you just took if you don't like it and want to start over.
If you're happy with what you've got, there are a few things
you can add to it.
Add a caption: Tap the middle of the screen to bring up
your device's keyboard so you ca type a short caption into
your snap.
Add a drawing: Tap the pencil icon in the upper right corner
to select a color and doodle all over your snap.
For a video snap, you have the option to tap the sound icon
at the bottom to take away the sound completely. You can
also save your snap to your gallery by tapping the arrow
button next to it (which automatically save it to your phone's
pictures folder).
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Send Your Snap and/or Post It as a Story
Once you're happy with how your snap looks, you can send
it to one or multiple friends and/or post it publicly to your
Snapchat username as a story.
A Snapchat Story is a snap that is displayed as a small icon
beneath your username, which can be viewed by any of
your friends by accessing their friends list. They can tap it to
view it, and it will stay up there for 24 hours before it's
automatically deleted.
To post the snap as a story: Tap the square icon with a
plus sign inside of it.
To send the snap to your friends: Tap the arrow icon at
the bottom to bring up your friends list. Tap a checkmark
beside anyone's username to send it to them. (You can also
add it to your stories from this screen by checking "My
Story" at the top.)
Hit the send button at the bottom of the screen when you're
done.
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View Snaps Received By Your Friends
You'll be notified by Snapchat whenever a friend sends you
a new snap. Remember, you can access your received snaps
any time by tapping the square icon from the snap screen or
by swiping right.
To view a received snap, tap it and keep your finger held
down. Once the view time has run out on that snap, it will be
gone and you won't be able to see it again.
There's been some controversy over Snapchat privacy and
taking screenshots.
You can certainly take a screenshot of a received snap, but if
you do, Snapchat will send a notification to the friend who
sent it that you tried to take a screenshot.
More about taking Snapchat screenshots
As you continue to use Snapchat, your "best friends" and
score will be updated on a weekly basis. Best friends are
they friends who you interact with the most, and your
Snapchat score reflects the total number of snaps you've
sent and received.
More about Snapchat best friends
More about Snapchat scores
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Chat in Real-time by Text or Video
As mentioned in slide #5, Snapchat recently introduced a
new feature that lets users send text messages and chat with
one another by video in real-time within the app.
To try this out, simply access the screen with all your
received snap messages and swipe right on the username
you want to chat with. You'll be taken to the chat screen,
which you can use to type and send a quick text message.
Snapchat will notify you if one of your friends is currently on
Snapchat reading your messages.
This is the only time that you can activate a video chat.
You'll be able to press and hold down a big blue button to
start a video chat with that friend. Just lift your finger away
from the button to hang up the chat.
Fore more cool ways to instant message your friends,