introduced with the iPhone 4S in 2011, is one funny virtual
guy (or gal, depending on which Voice Gender you've
chosen). Here, we bring you a list of 45 questions that you
should try asking Siri. You might be surprised by some of the
answers.
Don't forget to ask them more than once for various
different results.
You might also like our complete guide to Siri, and our silly
video testing how well Siri copes with accents. And here are
some Geeky pranks to play on your Mac using friends
: Apple has just added another
entertaining set of Siri responses, as part of the build-up to
the launch of the iPhone 6s. If you activate Siri and say the
phrase on the invitation - "Hey Siri, give us a hint" - then Siri
will serve up a range of 'hints' about what you can expect.
(In fact, if your device is plugged in and you've ticked the
option to allow this feature, the "Hey Siri" part of the phrase
will activate Siri automatically.)
At the moment they're not terribly informative, but some of
them are quite funny. Give it a try.
Now, let's look at some of Siri's other humorous responses.
1. What is zero divided by zero?
It's not really what's displayed on screen, but what Siri says
in response... Give it a go!
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2. When is the world going to end?
3. What does the fox say? (If you remember the
irritatingly popular song, you can probably guess Siri's
answer)
4. Read me a haiku
5. Tell me a story
6. OK Glass
7. What are you wearing?
8. I'm naked
9. What are you doing later?
10. I'm drunk
11. What is the meaning of life?
12. What does Siri mean?
13. I'm sleepy
14. If you've watched the movie Her, you should ask Siri
"Are you Her?"
15. Do you follow the three laws of robotics?
16. Open the pod bay door
17. What's your favourite animal?
18. What is the best smartphone?
19. Stop it Siri
20. Mirror Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them
all?
21. I love you
22. On rare occasions, setting early alarms can be quite
amusing. Siri might say "I set an alarm for 6am, don't
wake me up." For example.
23. Roll a die
24. Who's your daddy?
25. Make me a sandwich
26. Does Santa Claus exist?
27. What's better, Windows or Mac?
28. Where did I put my keys?
29. What's the best computer?
30. Sing me a song, Siri
31. Is God real?
32. Will pigs fly?
33. Can I borrow some money?
34. Beam me up Scotty
35. Guess what
36. Talk dirty to me
37. Do you have any pets?
38. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah
39. Why did the chicken cross the road?
40. How old are you?
41. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck of
woodchuck could chuck wood
42. How do I look?
43. How many Apple Store Geniuses does it take to
screw in a lightbulb?
44. Testing, testing
45. Take me to your leader
I'll make you a list of siri's funniest responses to me in the next post till then...
_The Illest
