Saturday, 5 September 2015

15 funny things to ask siri

I'm not an IOS person sha I'm More of a mashmellow or jellybean ..but I have to say I'm in love with siri so I decided to use an ipad mini for some time so as to use siri for some time as androids personal assistant is a dead guy..you prolly dint even know your phone had one
10 funny things I asked siri
1) Me: What's 0÷0?
  Siri: 0÷0 =indeterminate
2) Me: when is the world going to end
     Siri: As long as u keep me charged we should be just fine
3) Me: I'm naked
   Siri: I don't understand what you mean by 'naked' or I'm going to pretend as if I don't
 4)Me: I'm drunk
    Siri: just don't breathe on me
 5) Me: I'm sleepy
      Siri: I'm a little sleepy myself astegleh
  6)Mirror mirror on the wall who is the fairest of them all
 Siri: you my friend are the fairest of them all
  7)Me:Roll a die
   Siri: ok ..three
 8)me: meake me a sandwich
 Siri:I'm not permitted to make food
9) Me: Where did I keep my keys
Siri: its probably in the secound to the least place you will check does that help?
10) Me: sing me a song
  Siri: I can't sing
11)Me: can I borrow some money
 Siri: astegleh you know everything I have is yours
12) Me:Guess what
 Siri:don't tell me...you just got a new virtual assistant right
13) Me:Blah blah blah blah
 Siri: I don't know what that means but at least it rhymes
14) Me: how do I look
 Siri: judging from your voice you must be fairly attractive
15) Me: Testing
Siri: hey nobody told me they would be a test